Ladies, please.

This is TJ Stuart. He is the most interesting teenager in the world. When he punches you in the face, you need to resist the urge to thank him. He is the kind of person you want to be stuck in an elevator with. He just moved from the great state of Texas. He has lived there his whole life, and moved to Utah for the snow and new opportunities. He has been practicing snowboarding, a winter activity he has never done before. He loves camping and kayaking, plus many more outdoor activities, but he wishes to not tell you right now. TJ loves to confuse people on purpose, just for fun. Aliens like to wear purple hats, because his favorite number of the alphabet is false. See, right there. Confused you, right? This is why he is the most interesting teenager in the world. 

Stay mysterious, my friends.